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Discussion Starter · #6 ·
Ok here goes...........

My first is in tins but never in cans.
My second's in fruit but never in jams.
My third is in puddings but never in pies.
My fourth is in freezer yet never in ice.
My fifth is in front never in back
My sixth is in shelf never in rack.
My last is in texture. Important to me
As I am considered a delicacy.

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whats greater than god,
more evil than the devil
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it you will die?
 

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A man got up in the middle of the night and went to the toilet. When he'd finished what he was there for, he flushed the toilet, turned off the light, and went back to bed. When he awoke in the morning, he listened to the radio and promptly committed suicide. Why did he commit suicide?
 

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Got it in one!! :D

I tested that one on my mum and she only got it when i had to imitate sea creatures!! My mum and I do very wierd things :p
 

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When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?
 
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